How to Lose a Boyfriend in 7 Days
Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006Follow these simple guidelines:
1. Avoid his phone calls, e-mails, and instant messages. Be boring so that he won’t want to call you.
2. Pick up filthy habits - belch, fart, snort and sneeze in “appropriate” situations: dinner, around his family and friends, library, his office…
3. Never say “I love you”, “please” or “thanks”. Talk about other hot guys. Talk about your ex-boyfriend.
4. Embarrass him in public. Make disgusting jokes about him. Ask him tons of annoying personal questions.
5. Alcohol! Alcohol will help you not to worry much about what you are saying.
6. Sleeping with his best friend is the most effective way to hit the nail on the head.Just don’t forget to tell everyone about it.
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